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I've Seen You Before Feather Girl

as said to me by a drunk gentlelady at the Rufus Wainwright concert.

We haven't blogged in months because we don't know where to start. So, here's a quick recap.

-moved to Kansas City (awesome)
-moved into a house with a huge yard (way awesome)
-living on the same street as my friend Kristen (even more awesome)
-Adam works at a fancy wine bar
-very cold
-Sam gets more awesome with every passing second
-went sledding on Suicide Hill
-i eat lots and lots of Chipotle
-Adam likes cheese. whaaa??
-we have squirrels
-one of them lives in our bedroom wall
-found out that if you don't add unlimited texting to your phone plan, you can receive a 300 dollar text messaging bill.
-i was recognized from television...okay, from Tyra Banks....okay, i wasn't so much recognized as i ran into a girl i used to work with and she said "i saw you on tyra banks."
-we have a new bed, and every night we fight over who gets to sleep on the left side. Her name is Beverly. we love her.
-baby formula is f*#kin expensive.
-Sam has a ghost friend in the house. We think her name is Jessica.
-now, we're moving out of the house
-wait, what?
-yes, and we may be moving to Texas
-can you hear hell freezing over?
-rufus gives an amazing concert
-valentine's at argosy hotel and casino=fun and smokey
-that slot machine owes me, like, thirty bucks
-sam is getting his poor penis fixed next month
-his urologist is german and funny
-vaccines scare the bejeesus outta me.
-baby anesthesia scares me more
-lots of packing to do
-we have lived in four states in one year.
-sam is the shiloh jolie-pitt of middle america.
-we are welcoming stability with open arms

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